Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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