If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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