I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.