I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.