so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I understand Curling. That high.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.