Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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