I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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