Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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