Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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