I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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