This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i drank out of a bidet.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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