I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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