Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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