I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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