we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife