the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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