it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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