We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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