Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We named our party play list daddy issues
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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