i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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