When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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