at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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