He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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