I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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