your room smells of hookers.
And success
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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