Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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