yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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