You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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