I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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