I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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