How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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