This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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