She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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