it hurts more in the daytime
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
well you can't waste a boner
Some milfs here doing some blow
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?