He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??