I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.