I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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