If that was your dad, he is hot
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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