i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?