you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.