I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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