I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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