I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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