You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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