Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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