Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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