No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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