so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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