is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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