It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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