these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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