i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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