Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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