So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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